The Temp by John
27 photos; 1:43 video
Andy wasn’t so good at work. In fact, Andy was so bad, that he couldn’t keep a job. Even a temporary job. This frustrated Andy’s employer tremendously, so he decided to call him into the office one day for some “extra” training.
The boss brought Andy in on a Saturday when no one else was scheduled to be in the office. He told him he needed to start dressing like a young professional, even if he was doing temp work. The boss said don’t show up on Saturday unless you have a suit of your own. Andy went out to the mall Friday after he got off work and bought him the cheapest suit he could find. It wasn’t like Andy wanted to be doing this for very long. After all, he was an aspiring guitarist who wanted to play in a rock band, and was just waiting for the right band to come and offer him a contract.
Andy finally shows up to the office Saturday morning, his boss wasn’t happy. You see, he showed up 30 minutes late because he was out partying with his buds the night before. “How could you be late for training?” Andy’s boss exclaimed. His boss then showed him to the training room which was in the back of the office.
Andy’s boss popped in a video for Andy to watch about “Responsibility and the Corporate World.” Andy wasn’t at all interested in this video but he knew he needed to keep this job because his bills were coming up in a few weeks. Andy started watching the video, but he soon noticed his eyelids getting heavier and heavier from the lack of XXXX he had gotten the night before.
The boss saw Andy’s head drop a few times and pop back up, but then it finally dropped and Andy was out, XXXX from exhaustion. Andy’s boss didn’t really care, because he wanted to “train” Andy to be a good employee and to do what his bosses told him. So he had an “alternate” training seminar that Andy was soon going to be introduced to. Andy’s boss picked Andy up out of the chair and took him to the couch in the board room. He then duct taped his mouth closed so Andy couldn’t speak, but only listen to his boss. Next, the boss went to his office and grabbed several long ropes that he was going to tie around Andy’s feet and ankles.
Once Andy was all tied up nicely on the couch, the boss slapped Andy on the face and Andy, in shock, woke up. He found himself in a state of immobilization. He also couldn’t speak. What the hell had happened to him, Andy thought. He was watching a video last he knew, and now he was on this couch and couldn’t speak or move. Andy began to struggle against the ropes, twisting and turning and trying to somehow get free. But he couldn’t seem to loosen the ropes at all. Then he looked in front of him, and there stood his boss. “I told you I was going to train you today. Now I am going to REALLY train you Andy. You see Andy, you have a tendency to not listen to instructions you are given, and I intend for you to break that habit this weekend.” Andy thought, “this weekend”? “What?” “MMmmmmmmffffffff” Andy yelled. No one could hear him though, except for the boss. And his boss frankly wasn’t going to listen to him. “Hopefully by Monday I will have trained you to listen to your employer and you’ll be able to go to work at a new job this Monday. But that all depends on your training this weekend Andy. Who knows if you will be able to get through training this weekend. We may have to extend it for a full week, that’s up to you.” And with that, Andy’s boss left the room leaving Andy bound on the couch trying desperately to figure out how he was going to get out of this situation.
Fin
Andy played by Clark
Photography by Caitiff
Date of Production: 05/21/2006