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All I wanted to do was to go home and XXXX; I had a really long day at work and I took the forest path home because it was quicker. I also took it because it was a good place to walk through and unwind; I was about to cross a wooden bridge when all of a sudden I saw someone standing in the middle of it.

“Oh hello”, I said trying to be friendly as I walked onto the bridge. This guy was wearing a cowboy hat, a flannel shirt, jeans, and cowboy boots. I thought this was weird, but I really didn’t care until he got up from his leaning position and stood right in front of me with his right palm up.

He stated, “You are not crossing this bridge without giving me all your money first.”

I stepped back both in shock and anger. I screamed at him, “Who the hell do you think you are? This is public property and I can cross for free whenever I want.” I smell alcohol on his breath; also he was wobbling a bit.

I replied, “No, I won’t give you my money. You better step off me before this gets any worse.”

I saw rage forming in his eyes as he started to charge towards me. I XXXX him to the ground.

“You better stop where you are and get on your knees right now with your hands behind your head.” I shouted at him.

He looked at me with a confused look, but he complied and got on his knees. I realized that I forgot my handcuffs back at the station.

“Crap.” I thought. “I can’t believe that I forgot my cuffs.”

Then I noticed that there was a coil of rope next to him on the bridge. I walked over to the coil and picked it up.

“Is this yours?” I asked the XXXX cowboy.

His head wobbled a bit, but he nodded.

“Ok then.” I said with renewed confidence. I proceeded to tie his hands with his own rope; talk about adding insult to injury. I used knots that I learned in my wilderness survival training; he was going nowhere after I was done with him.

After I was done with his hands, I grabbed his shirt and XXXX him up.

“Yo man” he continued in his XXXX stupor. “You can’t do this to me. This is police brutally!”

I was ready to punch him straight in the face after I heard me say that, but when I saw the duct tape right behind him, I got an idea.

“This also yours?” I held up the tape.

“Yea, ittts’s mine.” He answered.

I took the duct tape, pulled out a strip, and gagged him with him. I couldn’t take another stupid XXXX answer from him.

He tried to fight me, but I pushed that strip on onto his mouth and he finally was bearable to talk to.

“MMMPH” he suddenly charged at me head first.

I managed to dodge and I grabbed his collar from behind.

“Ok, you little shit.” I screamed at him. “You want to play? Fine, let’s play.”

My mind was racing as I threw him against the side of the bridge. I suddenly took the rope and tied him to the bridge. I took his elbows, wrapped each side with rope and then tied the ends to the railing. He struggled, but every time he lunged forward, I pushed him back. Eventually, I think he knew he couldn’t win against me so he stopped with his full body charges. Unfortunately, however, he started kicking me with his pointy cowboy boots.

I got so mad that I XXXX his legs apart with my own. Then I crouched down and tied his legs to the bottom parts of the railing. I tied his knees with my knots and finally he was completely helpless. I smiled a bit as I looked at his expressions of distress. I think he was finally coming out of his XXXX state as he looked at his situation. He tried to move, but I made sure he was secured to the bridge.

“MMmmm….” He sighed.

I laughed and said to his face, “I think you need to sober up a bit. I’ll tell you what, I’ll come back here in two hours and check up on ya.” He glanced away from me and grunted.

“Hehehe”, I laughed, “Just one more thing because you’ve been such a dick to me”.

I unbuckled his belt and pulled out his own dick from his underwear. “There.” I stated, “This is only a fraction of the embarrassment that I suffered from dealing with a little cowboy punk-ass such as yourself.”

I walked across the bridge and left him there to think about what he has done. I figured that two hours tied to a bridge with his penis blowing in the wind would teach any Texan cowboy about respecting others.

The Cowboy played by Ryan Rockford

Photography by Caitiff

Date of Production: 05/19/09