"Ladies Man" by JMZ
28 photos
The set up was perfect. He was going to come over for a drink and that’s when we would strike. Jim was as arrogant son of a bitch and he needed to be taken down a peg or two. He thought of himself a bit of a ladies man and flirted with every woman he knew. He was the only one of my husband’s friends who wasn’t married and there was a reason for that. He was a jackass.
He began to really cross the line when he began flirting with all his friend’s wives, including me. I complained to my husband constantly, but he kept defending him saying he was harmless. I was so infuriated with this man I needed to find a way to show my husband this guy was a total creep. I called him and let my husband listen in on the other end. We talked a bit about his flirting while he laughed and snickered at my complaint. He said he didn’t mean any harm but that I wanted him.
“Sure Jim I do want you”, I said sarcastically. He didn’t hear the sarcasm.
“Really Jill?” he said.
I was about to cuss him out when I noticed my husband waving at me. I covered the receiver and my husband said to lead him on, he was going to destroy this jerk. I got back on the phone and began hesitantly to flirt with him. “Yeah Jim I really like you. Listen Ted is out of town this week and I was wondering if you wanted to come over for dinner?”
“Hell yes, listen Ted is my good friend but how can I pass you up?”
We set a time for him to come over and hung up. “Okay Jill this is the plan, when he comes over I am going to beat the living shit out of him”, he screamed.
“Ted, no that won’t accomplish anything, we really need to shoe this guy what’s what”, I said I told him what I thought we should do. Ted agreed slyly. At eight the door bell rang right on schedule. I opened the door to find the creep standing and smiling at me. I invited him in and Ted jumped him from behind. At first he seemed scared but then realized it was Ted under the mask and seemed to calm down, at least until we pulled out the rope.
“What’s going on guy?”
“How could you do this to me Jim, you’re my friend. Do you really think Jill would even consider being with you?”
“Ted I was only joking, we weren’t really going to do anything. I knew you were here.”
“Shut you bastard”, Ted screamed. With this Ted pushed him to the sofa and held him down while I tied his hands and feet.
“Guys what the hell are you doing”, he yelled. “We are going to school you a bit about what its like to be treated like an object and a friend.”
“Guys I’m sorry I’ve just been a little lonely lately”, he said. “Come on guys untie me this is ridiculous”, he laughed.
“Shut up Jim, right now”, Ted screamed. Ted walked over to him and shoved a handkerchief between his teeth to shut him up. He tied his feet and hands together to keep him from taking out the gag. We walked out of the room as he began to try and break free. What are we doing? I thought about how much trouble we were in, why didn’t I let Ted just kick his ass. We talked and decided there was no turning back now. We walked back into the room as he cussed and grunted through his gag. We decided we needed to keep him quieter. We secured another piece of cloth over his mouth as he fought against us. This seemed to silence him effectively. Then we began our lecture. He struggled hard and long as we began our speech. He fell onto the floor pulling and yanking at the rope that tied him. He tried to speak but only muffled grunts escaped his gag. He seemed exhausted and scared when his struggle came to nothing. He was infuriated at us. He glared at us with puppy dog eyes pleading to set him free.
We informed him that what he was doing was not right and that he would no longer be welcome in our house, once we untied him of course. We also threatened him with certain information about his business dealings we had recently been informed about if he went to the police. After it was all done we untied him and he ran out of the door. He moved to New York the next month, we have yet to hear from him.
The End
The Model played by Arturo
Photography by Caitiff
Date of Production: 02/20/2008