The Stoner By: Nick007
29 photos; 3:01 video
XXXX XXXX XXXX!
Don got up from his chair and went to see who was at the door. As he opened it, he saw skater punk looking very stoned. “You again? What do you want?” he asked.
“Dude? I am, like, selling these chocolate bars..... for my school.... or something.” the stoner said trying to control his laughter. Earlier that day, him and his buddies were cruising around the neighborhood, blaring their music at full blast at 8 in the morning. Skating all over and bumping into cars to set their alarms off.
Don worked nights so after a morning of not so peaceful XXXX, he wasn't in any mood to deal with this guy. “So where's the chocolate then?” he asked.
“The what?!” the stoner asked.
“The supposed chocolate you're selling.”
“Dude you have chocolate! I totally could go for some right now.”
Deprived of XXXX and now having to deal with the cause of that, Don got an idea. “Yeah... “dude”... I got some in here. Come inside and get some.” Don opened the door more and gestured his visitor to come in.
And being stoned out of mind and the idea of “better judgment” no longer a valid concept, the stoner walked right in. “The chocolate is in my basement. Follow me.” Don said. The two walked down the stairs and into the basement. Coils of ropes hung from hooks on the walls, along with a large assortment of other gear you don't typically find in a household.
“Dude where's the chocolate?” The stoner asked.
“You'll get it soon.” Don said as he grabbed a coil of rope off the wall. “You got to work for it first.” Don pulled the stoners arms behind his back and began lashing his wrists together.
“So I get the chocolate after I do this?” he asked.
“Uh yeah. Of course you do.” Don replied. He then covered the stoner's mouth with blue duct tape. He pushed the stoner down to the ground and tied his feet together. He watched for a minute while he rolled on the ground trying to get out. Then Don decided his guest had too much mobility. So he took some more rope and put him into a hogtie.
“Ok so here's whats going to happen. I'm going to go call off work tonight and get a good XXXX in since you cause my XXXX to be interrupted. Then maybe I'll let you go after you come down off the high. Maybe not. Haven't decided yet. As you can see from my wall here, I have plenty of tools to keep you here and 'entertained'. Well I'll be entertained. Well you have a good night here. I'll back in the morning.” Don left the basement and shut the door. Finally, peace and quiet.
The End.
Model: Matthew
Photography by Caitiff
Date of Production:07/09/2013