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Bart was getting sick and tired of telling his loaf of a roommate, Marlon, to stop falling aXXXX on their couch. They shared a two bedroom apartment, and both of them had televisions in their bedroom, so there really was no excuse. The main problem was Marlon was a privileged guy who worked part-time at best thanks to his parents providing him with everything he needed, including paying for his rent, bills and food. Marlon would take a job whenever he was in the mood, and he’d be lucky to last two months before either quitting or getting fired. This irked Bart because Marlon’s privileged attitude was interfering with his life. Aside from constantly finding him on the couch, he’d often come home from his twelve hour shift to find the place a mess, courtesy of Marlon and his fellow deadbeat friends. Bart even asked Marlon to move out to no avail, mostly because Marlon would say yes and then never do it. So, when Bart found Marlon once again XXXX on the couch after a grueling shift, he decided this would be the last time.
Marlon was a ridiculously heavy XXXXer, and Bart decided to take advantage. He casually walked up to Marlon and fought back his anger at finding him once again wearing his sneakers on his couch. Bart carefully removed his sneaker without much trouble. Looking at his socked feet, Bart decided his socks would be a fitting addition to the punishment he was planning, so he set about removing them slowly and carefully.
Bart went into the kitchen and pulled out two lengths or rope from the tool cabinet. He returned to look and his notorious roommate and pulled his arms behind his back. Bart knew if he could get Marlon’s hands tied without waking him up, the rest would be easy. Bart wrapped the rope around Marlon’s wrists and knotted them without as much as a stir. For a split second, Bart felt sorry for the man who had caused him so much trouble…this guy could XXXX through a nuclear explosion in his backyard.
With his hands tied, Bart set to work on Marlon’s ankles, securing them with another length of rope. Bart stood up and looked down at his handiwork…not bad for someone who’d never tied anyone up before. He was fairly confident that this would be enough to get Marlon to move out, but he wanted to be absolutely sure that this would seal the deal.
Bart grabbed Marlon’s socks and produced a rag out of his pocket that he used all day to wipe the sweat from his brow while working at the warehouse. Bart knew for sure that his roommate would wake up in the middle of his action, so he planned accordingly. Bart held Marlon’s socks to his nose and let him breathe in the stench of his own feet. After thirty seconds of that, Marlon finally began to wake up. Marlon opened his mouth, and before uttering a single word, Bart stuffed the socks into his mouth. Bart took the rag and wrapped it around Marlon’s face, knotting it behind his head.
Bart stood up and looked down at his roommate, and now captive and a wave of satisfaction rushed through him. Here was the man who was making his life unnecessarily complicated, and he was at his mercy.
“MMMPPPHH,” Marlon mustered half-heartedly. Bart chuckled. Even in this situation, Marlon sounded lazy to him.
“Look, man, I’m not entirely comfortable with doing this to you, but I’ve told you a thousand times to keep the common rooms clean in the house and to stop XXXX on the couch. I’ve asked you to move out, and you refused. Let’s see if a few hours bound and gagged on my couch you love so much changes your mind. I’m going to go take a shower and get some XXXX.”
Mmmppphhh, mmmppphhh.”
“Sorry, man…can’t understand you. Later.”
Bart started to leave the room, but a thought crept into his mind that was far more evil than his original intention. As cruel as it was, he figured he had already crossed the line. Bart took out his cell phone and set it up on the counter so that it had Marlon perfectly framed. He pressed the record button, waved at Marlon, and went into his room.
Bart took the longest and most refreshing shower in his life followed by the most peaceful XXXX. Nobody blasted the television in the other room, nobody’s friends kept ringing the bell or XXXXing on the door, and nobody was making a mess in the living room. When he awoke three hours later, Bart darted up with a slight amount of concern and rushed into the living room.
Bart looked over to his couch and saw that it had been vacated, not because Marlon had escaped, but rather Marlon had fallen off it and was thrashing about on the floor trying to escape. Bart started to laugh.
“Man, this is the most energy I’ve ever seen you use. It’s nice to know you have it in you.”
“MMMPPPHHH, MMMPPPHHH,” Marlon shouted through the stench of a gag he had been enduring for hours. His body ached and he was covered in sweat from trying to break free.
Bart recovered his phone and was pleased to find he had filled the memory with the video he captured. Bart started to replay it for himself, but decided it would be a great thing to share, so he hunkered down on the floor next to Marlon and showed it to him.
As he showed Marlon the video, Bart said, “I think now you’ll take me seriously when I say I want you to move out, so here’s the deal. You have until the end of the month to get the hell out of here. If you don’t, this video gets posted on the S&M personal ads online with your phone number, email, and every other page you post crap on. Got it?”
Marlon nodded his head in acknowledgement.
“Good,” Bart replied as began untying Marlon. He was ready for Marlon to get up and attack him back, but when Marlon calmly stood up and walked into his room without saying a word, Bart smiled.
The next day, Bart went to work and came back to find Marlon had already vacated the apartment, leaving his key and a note saying anything he left behind could be tossed in the trash. Bart walked into Marlon’s room and saw he had left everything except some of his clothes. Bart laughed in spite of himself…typical lazy Marlon to the very end.
THE END
Marlon played by Himself
Photography by Keving from bondagejeopardy.com
Date of Production: 02/17/2015