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"YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?"

By SoftTouch

"You know what's gonna happen to you now?"

"I didn't do nothing, Boss."

"You got diarrhea of the mouth, Louie."

"I just told my brother-in-law, that's all."

"We know, and now you gotta pay. First we're gonna shut that big mouth of yours. And then we're gonna ship you out to the farm."

"Mmhat marm?"

"You don't know about the farm, Louie? That's where we plant all of that hazardous waste stuff out in the swamp. Got a crew of guys just like you. We feed them turnips, cabbages and grits. Turnips, cabbages and grits every day until they get too skinny to work. "

"Mmo! Mmou man't moo ghat goo me!"

"'Course you don't want to work, we can plant you right away. Now you stay right here. I've gotta make a couple of calls."

The Boss was crazy. I was crazy. This whole mess was crazy. I had to get out of here!

There wasn't anybody watching me. If I could make it out to the kitchen?

Yea, so far so good. Now I just needed something to cut these ropes with. It wasn't easy all tied up like this, but I managed to get a drawer open. And then I fished around inside until my fingers came up with ­ A dipper? No, you idiot! You need something sharp!

A knife! Yes, that was it! Now if I could just cut these ropes?

"Louie, you're just about the dumbest slob I've ever seen!"

"Mmo mease, Moss. MmI mon't mike mabbages."

"Shut up or I'll stuff you in a barrel right here!"

"Now get down on that floor and roll over on that big belly of yours. I'm gonna have to tie you up like one of those turkeys."

"Mmease, Moss! Mmon't met ghem make me!"

"Now Louie, don't worry. You see you've got it all wrong. It's not the cabbages you have to worry about. It's all those grits. They taste terrible!"

"Now you just lie real quiet now. Pretty soon now the truck will be here to take you away, and then all of your problems will be solved."

THE END

Louie played by Anthony

Photography by Caitiff

Date of Production 05/23/2002