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    Kyle was one of the most terrible people on this planet; he was a head CEO of a major company who was very corrupt. He would regularly order someone in the company to dump illegal chemicals into the nearby river because it’s cheaper than disposing of them the right way. We locals were not very happy about it and we tried everything we could think of to get that company to stop. We wrote a petition, but he just ignored us. We tried protesting in front of the company, but he called the police and some of us got taken in for disturbing the peace. We even managed to take him to court, but his $500 an hour lawyer got him off Scott free. There was no hope of stopping Kyle legally so my good friend Rick suggested something a little different. He said we would have to confront Kyle face to face; I agreed and told the other locals that Rick and I would take care of this problem. So, I grabbed my rope/tape and Rick got his XXXX and we went Kyle’s house.   

     It was a big fancy house with two red Ferraris in the driveway, and a lawn that had very expensive fake grass. “Is this what that bastard spend his money on while the river ecosystem is dying?”, Rick sneered; “Don’t worry”, I confronted him, “We’ll make sure he never buys another useless luxury again”. We climbed over the wooden fence and jimmied the back door; “Wow, he has all of this money and yet he has no security?”, Rick commented; “This guy is so full of himself that he probably DOESN’T need any”, I responded. We went over the plan of how to “convince” Kyle to stop dumping his crap in our river. Suddenly we heard a car pull in; we pulled the silk curtain back to see that Kyle has just pulled up in yet another red Ferrari. “Show time”, Rick smiled holding up his white cloth.
    Kyle walked up and slowly unlocked his front door. Immediately, Rick grabbed him and put the cloth over his mouth; he struggled for about 10 seconds before he slipped into unconsciousness and fell to the floor. “Ok”, he said, “Let’s tie this corporate pig up”; I had my rope in my hand and walked over to the passed-out Kyle. His arms and calves were XXXX so it was easy to place them together for a quick and dirty tie-up; I made sure that I tied his hands and legs very tightly before I got up. “Now, let’s get him into that chair over there”, Rick pointed. So, I grabbed him, sling him over my shoulder and place him on the chair.
    “My turn”, Rick made his way towards the back of Kyle’s chair pulling out a purple bandana. “Hm, what’s that for?”, I asked; “well”, he chuckled, “we got to make sure he doesn’t call his $500 lawyer again”. He XXXX the purple gag through Kyle’s teeth and tied it real tight; “Hm, I don’t think that’ll be enough to shut this guy up”, I stated as I pulled out my good old grey duct tape. “Please”, Rick insisted, “Be my guest”. I took a long strip of tape and pressed it over the bandana. “Now that that’s done, let’s get started”, Rick cracked his knuckled.

    I gave our captive a quick wake-up slap. “MMM?”, Kyle moaned before he realized what had happened. He gave a quick jerk forward, but Rick quickly pushed him back down on the chair. “I guess you’re wondering why we’re here today Mr. CEO”, I said while Kyle looked up straight at me. “We are here today because you are a very bad man who has done very bad things”, I answered Kyle’s confused look. “Yea”, Rick continued, “You have been putting your company’s chemicals into the river and we want it to stop”. Kyle just glared at us and turned the other way; I could see Rick’s muscles flex as he held his fist. I pulled Rick to an adjacent room and told him to calm down; “No”, he pulled away, “That little shit doesn’t even care about anything, but himself”! “I know, I know”, I tried to diffuse him, “Let us just stick to the plan and we will get him to care”.
    I waited a minute until Rick finally cooled down. After, we went back into the room only to discover that Kyle was missing. “WHAT!”, Rick almost broke the sound barrier, “WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!” I heard some hopping sounds from the kitchen so I sent Rick to search in the opposite direction of it. I knew Kyle was in the kitchen, but I didn’t want Rick knowing that so after Rick left, I went to the kitchen. When I walked in, I saw Kyle trying to cut himself from with a knife; “Whoa whoa”, I quickly stopped him. I span him around; he tried ramming me into the wall, but I pushed back and fell to the floor. “OK”, I sighed, “You can either listen to me for about 30 seconds OR I can call Rick back in here and let him deal with you”. Kyle nodded and looked up at me. “Good, now, you and your company are ruining the environment with all of those chemicals and we don’t like it. We want you to dispose of the chemicals the right way and don’t even say that money is an issue because by the look of this house and your three Ferraris, your company is doing very well”, I laid it all out for him.
    He sighed and looked very regretful. I called Rick back into the kitchen and explained everything that happened. Rick crouched down towards Kyle and plainly said, “You better be good on your word or we will come back”. We decided to leave Kyle on the floor and make our way out. “MMM!”, Kyle called out and Rick responded, “Why don’t you use that kitchen knife to get yourself free”. We left waiting to see if Kyle would really do what I asked. 
    The next day, Kyle called a press conference and gave a public apology about his company and vowed to do whatever it took to restore the river to its natural state. That night, the town had a huge party in the local bar. Someone came up to me and Rick while we were partying asked how we did it. We both answered, “Let’s just say that the environment is more important to Kyle now than his money”.

Kyle playd by Matt
Rock played by Arturo
Photography by Caitiff

Date of Production 04/10/2009