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"C'mon, Craig, untie me, NOW!"

"What's the matter, buddy? Those ropes too tight?"

"Hell, yeah. I said you could take my picture for that dumbass magazine contest, but you've got enough now."

"Ah, come on, Wes, you're a tough guy, you can handle it. I need about 10 more XXXX."

"Man, I'm cramping up...I wanna crash on the couch! "American Idol" is on!"

"You can watch it from here, I'll flip it on for you. There...Man, that Mandisa chick is HUGE!"

"I like her, she's kind of like a young, fatter Aretha. Hey, don't change the subject! Untie me, asshole!!"

"Just a few more XXXX...look scared."

"You're the one who will look scared when I get my hands on you!"

"You're in no position to make threats, are ya, pal? Now, let's get that nice chest of yours tied up."

"No more rope, dickwad! OW!! That's tight!"

"You know what, for a so-called tough guy you sure do whine a lot. Open up.

"What's that for? Hell, no, no gag...get the hell away from...MMMPPPHHHHHH!!!!"

"That's better...what a relief. Now to overlay some of this duct tape. It's blue.. matches your eyes."

"MMMPPPFFFFHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"Oh, by the way, that magazine went out of business about six months ago. Damn, you look hot gagged up like that."

"MMMMMPPPPPPHHHHHHHFFFHHH!!!"

The End

Craig played by Stan

Photography by Sammy

Date of Production: 03/03/2006